Imagine ex-England cricketer NASSER Hussain batting in the Caribbean, but he's not hitting balls, the bowlers are bowling HAMMERS at him. Watch NASSER BAt HAMMERS

A grumpy old man is at work in a sewing company. An employer yells to him, while holding a hammer with a sheep print on it "Do I use the BAA HAMMERS (Bahamas)?" Then the man replys, "NAH, just SEW (Nassau)!"

A wet German pig (eine nasse Sau), miserably drinking a banana cocktail on her holiday in the Bahamas.

Nassau (now) there is daily flights from London to the Bahamas

You nassau the Bahamas? You better get on it before it's too late.